What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-J W Pepper

Why is my elder sister so mean?

Live and Let Die

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What makes girls masturbate?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What does it mean if you dream your dad died?

Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?

A View to a Kill

Moonraker

-”Ah so!”

What are 5 ways that can be done by the community to improve the public transport system?

Dr No

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Is spinach easy to grow?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-All the bad guys are black.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Am I the bitch for never wanting to talk to my sister again because of something she said while talking back to me?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is the difference between heaven and heavens?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Did Trump show us once again that he is a master debater?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Octopussy

How does it feel to watch your wife get fucked hard?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”